Archive for January, 2007
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
Funny Baby Quotes for and from Scrapbook
“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”
“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.”
“People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them.”
“I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.”
“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each [...]
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Monday, January 22nd, 2007
Some Cute Love Quotes!
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
“It’s been said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don’t believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again”
“You don’t marry someone you can live with - you marry the person [...]
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Tuesday, January 16th, 2007
Famous Birthday Sayings
“From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.”
“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”
“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives. ”
“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to [...]
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Sunday, January 14th, 2007
Jewish Quotes and Proverbs
The Kaiser asks Bismarck, “Can you prove the existence of God?” Bismarck replies, “The Jews, your majesty. The Jews.”
“Anyone who teases you loves you. ”
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter. ”
“Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.”
“We have some Jewish members of Congress, not a lot [...]
