Alcohol Sayings and quotes

Here are some funny alcohol quotes and sayings

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
~W.C. Fields

“The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. “~Mignon McLaughlin

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ”

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
~ Bob Marley

“When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ”

“Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker”
Ogden Nash…or bring me the brandy eh?

“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ”

“If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ”
~Author unknown

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
~ Winston Churchill

“You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps. ”

“Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity”
~ Seneca

“Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker”

“When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ”
~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schille

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony. ”

“You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps. ”
~Author Unknown

“I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it. ”
~Raymond Chandler

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to f*ck”

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”

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