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Thursday, June 26th, 2008
Sarcasm Quotes
A collection of sarcasm quotes, funny sarcastic remarks and things that you will find handy shredding someone.
Starting the sarcastic list with,
“Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.”
“I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand me.”
“I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.”
“I feel so [...]
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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
Stupid Quotes and Sayings
Some Stupid Quotes and Sayings.
“I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.”
~Homer J. Simpson
“Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.”
~Batman costume warning label
“I have opinions of my own — strong opinions –but I don’t always agree with them.”
~George Bush,
“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”
~Dan [...]
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Monday, November 26th, 2007
Famous Movie Quotes from Romantic Movies
From Christmas vacation:
Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
Casablanca:
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” You know which movie this is from don’t you?
Pulp Fiction:
Vincent: I don’t mean any disrespect, I just don’t like people barking [...]
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Saturday, November 24th, 2007
Christmas Tree Sayings
“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”
“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are [...]
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Saturday, November 24th, 2007
Christmas Card Sayings
“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”
“Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.”
“It is not even the beginning of Christmas unless it is Christmas in the heart.”
“Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To [...]
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Wednesday, November 21st, 2007
Funny Christmas Sayings
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
“Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house.”
” Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren’t for Christmas
We’d all [...]
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Wednesday, November 21st, 2007
Faith Quotes and Saying
Here is your page on faith quotes.
“Faith makes all things possible…. love makes all things easy.”
“We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.” ~George Bernard Shaw
“Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is theoretically possible” ~ Faith quote by William James
“He wears his faith but [...]
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Monday, November 19th, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving Sayings
“Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!”
“Thanksgiving to God is an exuberant response to giving me his everything, by giving Him my everything.”
“They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they [...]
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Sunday, November 18th, 2007
Sayings and Quotes from the Bible
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”
“As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. ”
“Absent in body, but present in spirit.”
“There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.”
“Drink no longer [...]
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Sunday, November 18th, 2007
Funny Thanksgiving Sayings
Arnold can be quite humorous at times:
“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”
I didn’t find this too funny, but some of you might, “My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” Perhaps because I cook good and I don’t laugh [...]
