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Sunday, October 28th, 2007
Chanakya Sayings
“A man is great by deeds, not by birth. ”
“Let not a single day pass without your learning a verse, half a verse, or a fourth of it, or even one letter of it; nor without attending to charity, study and other pious activity.”
“Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education [...]
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
Short Movie Sayigs and Quotes
“Stupid is as stupid does.” - Forrest Gump
” No, no… I hate lawyers. I only work for them.” - Erin Brokovich”A man’s got to know his limitations. ” - Magnum Force
Narrator: When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just…
Marla Singer: - instead of just waiting for their turn [...]
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
Alchohol Sayings and Quotes
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water”
“A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ”
“When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ”
“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ”
“You don’t have to be [...]
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Monday, October 22nd, 2007
Funny Birthday Quotes
” Happiness is good health and a bad memory. ”
” Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.”
” When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ‘cause men like women who got some sense. ”
“Inside every older person is a younger person [...]
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Monday, October 22nd, 2007
Cute Quotes
Here is a collection of cute quotes that I found very interesting.
“I wasn’t kissing her I was whispering in her mouth”- Now I would like to whisper with every pretty girls around eh?
“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.” Now this is cute and funny. I hope cute girl will tell me that [...]
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Monday, October 22nd, 2007
Break up Sayings
” It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye. ”
“It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.”
” Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.”
“If your love does not work with that person, it just means that [...]
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Saturday, October 20th, 2007
Humorous Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings
Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
“Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side ”
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it
God gave you [...]
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Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
Funny Life Quotes
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
And, “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
“Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.”
“Life is a succession of moments. [...]
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Saturday, October 6th, 2007
Sayings by Friedrich Nietzsche
This is a real nice one by Friedrich Nietzsche, “A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still: you must not want to see everything.”
And this is a nice women quote by Friedrich Nietzsche,” Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
And this is what Friedrich Nietzsche had to [...]
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Friday, October 5th, 2007
Beauty Quotes
“By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower. ”
“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. ”
“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. ”
“No object is so beautiful that, [...]


