“People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them.”

“A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.”
~Frank A. Clark

“I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.”

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”
~Unknown baby saying

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.”

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
~ Leo J. Burke’s baby quote

“A baby’s an inestimable blessing and bother.”
~ Mark Twain quote on babies

“I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.”

“A baby’s a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge.”