Birthday Quotes

Here are some famous birthday quotes and sayings.

Some are funny just for enjoyment and some you can send to your friends on birthdays.

This one surely will cheer up anyone:
” How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!”

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”

“Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.”

Isn’t this true? “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
~Robert Orben

“It takes a long time to grow young.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ”

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” Funny one.. From now on you will always remember this before you eat a birthday cake.

No Compilation of birthday quote is complete without this, “There is still no cure for the common birthday. ”

“A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.”

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
~Jonathan Swift

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. ”
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~George Harrison

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
~Bobby Kelton
Birthday quotes
“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ”

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’
~Steven Wright

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
~ Oprah Winfrey

“Old age is always 15 years older than I am.”

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”

“The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.”
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

“A woman has the age she deserves.”
~Unknown

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ”At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
~ Claude D. Pepper

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. ”

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4 Responses to Birthday Quotes

  1. Rohit says:

    Great!

    Youth has no age. – Pablo Picasso

    Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – Goethe

    One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything. – Oscar Wilde “A Woman of No Importance”

  2. Rohit says:

    Youth has no age. – Pablo Picasso

    Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – Goethe

    One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything. – Oscar Wilde “A Woman of No Importance”

  3. Sally says:

    One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.

  4. Waterz says:

    birthday invitations should be given as early as possible to avoid any surprises .”;

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