“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”

“Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.”

Isn’t this true? “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”

“It takes a long time to grow young.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ”

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” Funny one.. From now on you will always remember this before you eat a birthday cake.

No Compilation of birthday quote is complete without this, “There is still no cure for the common birthday. ”

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ”

“Old age is always 15 years older than I am.”

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”

“Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. “