Clever Quotes and Sayings

Here are some clever quotes as in witty remarks, and some quotes are about being clever like the one I am starting with this clever quote:

“Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever”
~ Francois de la Rochefoucauld

“To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”

“Christmas ain’t over ’til the fat angel sings”

“The Tassel is Worth the Hassle”

“Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. ”
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“A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all”
~Chinese Proverbs

“Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway”

“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”

“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.”
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”

“It’s not enough to succeed. Others must fail. ”

“How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.”
~ Oscar Wilde

“You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.”
~Naguib Mahfouz

“Life is Too Important to Take Seriously”

“You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.”

“Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.”

“It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.”
~ French Proverb

“So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.”

“Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.”
~George Bernard Shaw

8 thoughts on “Clever Quotes and Sayings

  1. clever on

    Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
    Georg C. Lichtenberg

  2. Gary Trotter on

    My favorite of the list would have to be this one – “Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.”

    This sounds like something I might put in my Christmas cards this year to all my wonderful friends!

    Regards
    Gary

  3. Chelsea on

    Other people kept telling themselves, “I’m dumb!”, but if they only studied science, then they will know that they have their BRAINS in their heads…

  4. don on

    the biggest enemy of knowlege is not ignorance, but the illusion of knowlege

    steph hawking

  5. Danuta Longtin on

    Probably it’s the Hamster’s teeny influence. I wonder how short he truly is… He appears doll-sized compared to the others.

  6. mark on

    A man is measured by the things that make him angry if he gets angry fast he’s small

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