Some funny coffee quotes and sayings
“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. ”
“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”
~Paul Erdos
“Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ”
“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ”
This is the funniest coffee quote ever.
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ”
Now everytime I see decaff latte, I remember this..
“I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.”
~Steven Wright
“In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. ”
“Good coffee should be black like the devil, hot like hell, and sweet like a kiss.”
~Hungarian saying.. I personally don’t like it sweet though 
“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!”
“Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. ”
~Lara Flynn Boyle
“Coffee sometimes, but normally tea with two sugars and milk out of that big plastic bottle we don’t know the price of. ”
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
~Abraham Lincoln
“You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.”
~Edward VII
“Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it. “
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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Here’s an old one, I believe from WWII.
“How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?”
Coffee is only second to sugar.
I agree, coffee is only second to sugar
I like my coffee black and strong, like I like my woman.
Coffee Is Like Men The Best Ones Are Rich Strong And Keep You Up ALL Night Long