“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. ”

“Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ”

“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ”

“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ”

“In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. ”

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!”

“Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. ”

“Coffee sometimes, but normally tea with two sugars and milk out of that big plastic bottle we don’t know the price of. ”

“Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it. “