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“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

” It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.”

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ”

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. ”

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“The more things change, the more they remain the same. ”

“How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. “

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