Cute Quotes

Here is a collection of cute quotes that I found very interesting.

“I wasn’t kissing her I was whispering in her mouth”- Now I would like to whisper with every pretty girls around eh?

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.” Now this is cute and funny. I hope cute girl will tell me that when I am over 30 🙂

“Life is tough, get a helmet”.. Why not try to be slippery?

“Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!”
~ Drew Barrymore

“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ” Oh yes, which is very true. Except if you were Madonna or Diane Liane.. And then there is this India Movie Star, Rekha..

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” And yeah, we sure like to laugh at someone else’s misfortune, never believing that it might happen to us 🙂

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself. ” have you laughed at yourself yet?

“You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same.”
~ Unknown

“I’m feeling a little off today, anyone want to turn me on?” Any girls?

“They say loving you gives pains and full of sacrifices But I’ll rather take pains and lots of sacrifices than not to be love by you.”

“My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways” Oh please tickle me 🙂

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