Here is a collection of cute quotes that I found very interesting.

“I wasn’t kissing her I was whispering in her mouth”- Now I would like to whisper with every pretty girls around eh?

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.” Now this is cute and funny. I hope cute girl will tell me that when I am over 30 :)
“Life is tough, get a helmet”.. Why not try to be slippery?

“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ” Oh yes, which is very true. Except if you were Madonna or Diane Liane.. And then there is this India Movie Star, Rekha..

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” And yeah, we sure like to laugh at someone else’s misfortune, never believing that it might happen to us :)

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. ” have you laughed at yourself yet?

“I’m feeling a little off today, anyone want to turn me on?” Any girls?

“My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways” Oh please tickle me :)