Famous Sayings

These are some famous divorce quotes. Some of these quotes are for women and some are for men, some are funny and some are not.

“When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.”
~Monica Bellucci said it well.

Funny one:
“My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.”
~Wendy Liebman

“An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.”

“The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce”

“I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.”

“To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.”
~James Caan

“Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.”
~Voltaire

“The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.”

I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book.
~Gloria Swanson

“In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.”

“A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.”
~Marvin Mitchelson

“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”

“Since her divorce: I haven’t had a home since I left there, but hey, I’m glad.”

“The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.”
~Woody Allen

“Re-examine all you have been told . . . Dismiss what insults your Soul.”
~Walt Whitman

“The loss of love is not nearly as painful as our resistance to accepting it is.”

“The beginning is always today.”
~ Mary Wollstonecraft

“The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.”

“Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. ”

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.”
~Bob Geldof

“One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.”

“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

Add more divorce quotes if you got some !