“An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.”

“The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce”

“I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.”

“The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.”

“In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.”

“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”

“Since her divorce: I haven’t had a home since I left there, but hey, I’m glad.”

“The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.”

“Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. ”

“One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.”

“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”