Doctor Sayings

Let us start our compilation of Doctor Quotes and sayings with this old Chinese Proverb, “The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;”

“Medicines heals doubts as well as diseases. ”
~Karl Marx

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,’ he muttered to himself, ‘and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.”
~ Douglas Adams

“Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger. ”

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.”

“To array a man’s will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. ”
~Henry Ward Beecher

“The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary.”
~Elbert Hubbard

“Every disease is a physician.”
~Irish Proverb

“If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I’d type a little faster.”
~ Isaac Asimov

“I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don’t understand what happened to me”

“A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn’t pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months. ”

“I wonder why you can always read a doctor’s bill and you never can read his prescription.”
~Finley Peter Dunne

And this is my favorite, “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”

“It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy.” ~Chinese Proverb

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