Let us start our compilation of Doctor Quotes and sayings with this old Chinese Proverb, “The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;”

“I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don’t understand what happened to me”

“Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger. ”

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.”

“I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don’t understand what happened to me”

“A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn’t pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months. ”

And this is my favorite, “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”