“From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.”

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives. ”

“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.”

“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ”

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”

“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ”

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.”

“May you live all the days of your life.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ”

‘No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. ”

“Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.”