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		<title>Summer Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In summer, the song sings itself. ~William Carlos Williams Summer set lip to earth&#8217;s bosom bare, And left the flushed print in a poppy there. ~Francis Thompson Among the delights of Summer were picnics to the woods. ~Georg Brandes Deep &#8230; <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/summer-quotes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In summer, the song sings itself.<br />
~William Carlos Williams</p>
<p>Summer set lip to earth&#8217;s bosom bare,<br />
And left the flushed print in a poppy there.<br />
~Francis Thompson</p>
<p>Among the delights of Summer were picnics to the woods.<br />
~Georg Brandes</p>
<p>Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.<br />
~ Sam Keen</p>
<p>Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.<br />
~Erma Bombeck<br />
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<strong>Some Love quotes on summer</strong>:</p>
<p>A life without love is like a year without summer.<br />
~ Swedish Proverb </p>
<p>If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.<br />
~ Bern Williams</p>
<p>Because it’s summer and the memories are just waiting to happen.<br />
~Unknown </p>
<p>Summer’s filled with breaking the rules, standing apart, ignoring your head, and following your heart.<br />
~Unknown</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a smile, it&#8217;s a kiss, it&#8217;s a sip of wine &#8230; it&#8217;s summertime!<br />
~ Kenny Chesney, more <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/love-quotes/">Love quotes</a> this summer. You will laos love these collection of <a href="http://www.allfamousquotes.net/summer-quotes/">summer quotes</a> here.</p>
<p>And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.<br />
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby </p>
<p>It was a splendid summer morning and it seemed as if nothing could go wrong.<br />
~ John Cheever</p>
<p>Summer has set in with its usual severity.<br />
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge</p>
<p>A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows.<br />
~ St. Francis of Assisi</p>
<p>Do what we can, summer will have its flies.<br />
~Ralph Waldo Emerson</p>
<p>Be like the flower, turn your face to the sun.<br />
~ Kahlil Gibran</p>
<p>I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June.<br />
~ L. M. Montgomery</p>
<p>Oh, the summer night<br />
Has a smile of light<br />
And she sits on a sapphire throne.<br />
~ Barry Cornwall</p>
<p>Bees do have a smell, you know, and if they don&#8217;t they should, for their feet are dusted with spices from a million flowers.<br />
~ Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine </p>
<p>Sun is shining. Weather is sweet. Make you wanna move your dancing feet.<br />
~Bob Marley</p>
<p>Summer afternoon &#8211; summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.<br />
~ Henry James</p>
<p>If it could only be like this always – always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe and Aloysius in a good temper&#8230;<br />
~ Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited </p>
<p>Summer set lip to earth&#8217;s bosom bare,<br />
And left the flushed print in a poppy there.<br />
~ Francis Thompson</p>
<p>To see the Summer Sky<br />
Is Poetry, though never in a Book it lie ~<br />
True Poems flee.<br />
~ Emily Dickinson</p>
<p>Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.<br />
~Nora Ephron</p>
<p>Funny Summer Quotes:<br />
I wish summer would get pregnant so we&#8217;d have 9 months off.<br />
~Unknown  </p>
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		<title>Confucious Sayings</title>
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<p>Will update this later.<br />
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		<title>Aristotle Sayings</title>
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		<title>Buddha Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of our favorite inspiration have been these Buddha Sayings.. All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain? Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. All that we are is the result &#8230; <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/buddha-sayings/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some of our favorite inspiration have been these Buddha Sayings..</p>
<p>All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain? </p>
<p>Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.</p>
<p>All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become.</p>
<p>Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace. </p>
<p>Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. </p>
<p>Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. </p>
<p>It is a man&#8217;s own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways. </p>
<p>Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. </p>
<p>The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows. </p>
<p>Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.</p>
<p>Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.</p>
<p>Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.</p>
<p>You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.</p>
<p>The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.</p>
<p>You are the source<br />
Of all purity and impurity.<br />
No one purifies another.</p>
<p>To understand everything is to forgive everything.</p>
<p>Desire never crosses the path<br />
Of virtuous and wakeful men.</p>
<p>Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good</p>
<p>There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.</p>
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		<title>Aristotle Quotes</title>
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		<title>Irish Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are some o our favorite Irish Sayings&#8230; By all the shamrocks in old Killarney tis a joy to know you and that’s no blarney. Who gossips with you will gossip of you Continual cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom. &#8230; <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/irish-sayings/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are some o our favorite Irish Sayings&#8230;</p>
<p> By all the shamrocks in old Killarney tis a joy to know you and that’s no blarney.</p>
<p>Who gossips with you will gossip of you</p>
<p>Continual cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom.</p>
<p>It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life</p>
<p>A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures</p>
<p>There is not a tree in heaven higher than the tree of patience</p>
<p>Youth does not mind where it sets its foot.</p>
<p>Instinct is stronger than upbringing</p>
<p>A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.</p>
<p>There is none so blind as they that will not see.</p>
<p>All publicity is good,except an obituary notice.</p>
<p>A hen is heavy when carried far.</p>
<p>For the Great Gaels of Ireland are the man that God made mad, for all their wars are merry and all their songs are sad.</p>
<p>Many blessings to cheer you each day the year through and the luck of the Irish in all that you do.</p>
<p>The hole is more honorable than the patch.</p>
<p>Bigamamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.</p>
<p>God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.</p>
<p>All the little leprechauns in Ireland’s sunny isle couldn’t bring you all the luck I’m wishing you the while.</p>
<p>Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die.</p>
<p>Good times, good friends, good health to you……and the luck of the Irish in all that you do.</p>
<p>If you want to be criticized, marry.</p>
<p>The mills of God grind slowly but they grind finely</p>
<p>It would take more lucky shamrocks than Ireland ever grew to bring luck and gladness that I’m always wishing you.</p>
<p>Where the tongue slips, it speaks the truth</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.</p>
<p>The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.<br />
~ Harold Nicolson</p>
<p>A drunkard is a dead man, and all dead men are drunk.<br />
~ Yeats</p>
<p>There is no luck except where there is discipline.</p>
<p>Three diseases without shame: Love, itch and thirst.</p>
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		<title>Jewish Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are inspiring Jewish sayings and quotes that we find interesting. &#8220;Worries go down better with soup than without.&#8221; &#8220;What you don&#8217;t see with your eyes, don&#8217;t invent with your mouth.&#8221; &#8220;In the facades we put on for others we &#8230; <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/jewish-sayings/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are inspiring Jewish sayings and quotes that we find interesting.</p>
<p>&#8220;Worries go down better with soup than without.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What you don&#8217;t see with your eyes, don&#8217;t invent with your mouth.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;In the facades we put on for others we demonstrate our potential; through our children we reveal our reality.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.&#8221;<br />
~Golda Meir</p>
<p>&#8220;He that can&#8217;t endure the bad, will not live to see the good.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews.&#8221;<br />
~Anne Frank</p>
<p>&#8220;If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.&#8221; </p>
<p>&#8220;If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don&#8217;t be bitter, lest you be spewed out.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;These three are the marks of a Jew &#8211; a tender heart, self-respect, and charity.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Small minds discuss people.  Average minds discuss events.  Great minds discuss ideas.”<br />
~ Unknown</p>
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		<title>Funny Irish Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some Funny Irish Sayings for some laughs. There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were. Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don&#8217;t want to press your luck. &#8230; <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/funny-irish-sayings/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are some Funny Irish Sayings for some laughs.</p>
<p>There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.</p>
<p>Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don&#8217;t want to press your luck.  </p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.</p>
<p>A goose never voted for an early Christmas.</p>
<p>The best way to get rid of your enemies is God&#8217;s way, by loving them.</p>
<p>If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who He gives it to!</p>
<p>An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy which sustains him through temporary periods of joy.</p>
<p>The Irish are a fair people; they never speak well of one another. ~Samuel Johnson</p>
<p>Be kind to those that meet you as you rise, you may pass them again as you fall</p>
<p>That&#8217;s a fine doorful of a woman.<br />
~(of a tall, large woman)</p>
<p>The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor. </p>
<p>That man would talk the teeth out of a saw.</p>
<p>Two good things: a young man courting, an old man smoking. Two bad things: an old man courting, a young man smoking.</p>
<p>A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.</p>
<p>May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind.</p>
<p>May God bring good health to your enemies enemies</p>
<p>In Heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here.</p>
<p>Who gossips with you will gossip of you.</p>
<p>May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.</p>
<p>Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.<br />
~Oscar Wilde </p>
<p>I drink to your health when I&#8217;m with you,<br />
I drink to your health when I&#8217;m alone,<br />
I drink to your health so often,<br />
I&#8217;m starting to worry about my own </p>
<p>Keep in with the bad man for the good man won&#8217;t harm you.</p>
<p>May you be afflicted with the itch and have no nails to scratch with!<br />
Irish Curse</p>
<p>All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That&#8217;s his.</p>
<p>It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead the rest of your life.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s to your coffin&#8230;<br />
May it be built of 100 year old oaks which I will plant tomorrow&#8230; </p>
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		<title>Funny Christmas Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are some Funny Christmas sayings from our treasure trove of funny sayings and other hilarious collection of sayings. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. ~Anonymous Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people &#8230; <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/funny-christmas-sayings/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are some Funny Christmas sayings from our treasure trove of <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/">funny sayings</a> and other hilarious collection of sayings.</p>
<p>What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.<br />
~Anonymous</p>
<p>Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.<br />
~Victor Borge</p>
<p>No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.<br />
~Robert Kirby</p>
<p>Nothing&#8217;s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.<br />
~Kin Hubbard</p>
<p>I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.<br />
~Dick Gregory</p>
<p>I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.<br />
 ~Harlan Miller</p>
<p>Christmas is the season when you buy this year&#8217;s gifts with next year&#8217;s money.<br />
~Author Unknown</p>
<p>Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.<br />
~ Phyllis Diller</p>
<p>Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.<br />
~ Ralph Bergengren </p>
<p>Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.<br />
~Anonymous</p>
<p>Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.<br />
~Johnny Carson</p>
<p>The one thing women don&#8217;t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.<br />
~Joan Rivers.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.<br />
~Erma Bombeck</p>
<p>Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it<br />
~ Richard Lamm</p>
<p>Christmas is a time when you get homesick &#8211; even when you&#8217;re home.  ~Carol Nelson</p>
<p>Next to a circus there ain&#8217;t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.<br />
~Kin Hubbard</p>
<p>I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.<br />
~ Shirley Temple.</p>
<p>There has been only one Christmas &#8211; the rest are anniversaries.<br />
~W.J. Cameron.</p>
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		<title>Funny Love Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~Agatha Christie You know it&#8217;s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you&#8217;re sweaty. ~ Anonymous &#8230; <a href="http://www.sayingspage.com/funny-love-sayings/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.<br />
~Agatha Christie</p>
<p>You know it&#8217;s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you&#8217;re sweaty.<br />
~ Anonymous</p>
<p>A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.<br />
~Brendan Francis</p>
<p>A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.<br />
~Brendan Francis</p>
<p>Marriage marks the end of many short follies &#8211; being one long stupidity.<br />
~Friedrich Nietzsche</p>
<p>I was married by a judge.<br />
I should have asked for a jury.<br />
~ Groucho Marx</p>
<p>Love at first sight is cured by the second look.<br />
~American proverb</p>
<p>True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.<br />
~La Rochefoucauld</p>
<p>Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.<br />
 ~Elbert Hubbard</p>
<p>A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.<br />
`Thomas Hardy</p>
<p>Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!<br />
~Unknown</p>
<p>Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.<br />
~Ambrose Bierce</p>
<p>Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred<br />
~Unknown</p>
<p>Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.<br />
~Unknown</p>
<p>I think, therefore I&#8217;m single.<br />
~Unknown</p>
<p>God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him<br />
~Unknown</p>
<p>I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was<br />
just an inner-ear imbalance.<br />
~Benton Fraser</p>
<p>I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.<br />
~Woody Allen</p>
<p>Before I met my husband, I&#8217;d never fallen in love. I&#8217;d stepped in it<br />
a few times.<br />
~Rita Rudner</p>
<p>What they call &#8220;heart&#8221; is located far lower than the fourth waistcoat button. George Lichtenberg<br />
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.<br />
~Mae West</p>
<p>Law and love are the same; romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection. ~Ally McBeal</p>
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