“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.”

“People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them.”

“I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.”

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.”

“I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.”

“A baby’s a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge.”