” Happiness is good health and a bad memory. ”

” Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.”

” When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ‘cause men like women who got some sense. ”

“Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. ”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. “