Funny Birthday Quotes

Here are some funny birthday quotes and sayings that you could use on your handmade cards or customised ecards instead of buying an overpriced hallmark card

” Happiness is good health and a bad memory. ”

” Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.”

“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ”
~George Bernard Shaw

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”
~Robert Orben

“The more things change, the more they remain the same.”
~ Alphonse Karr

” When I passed forty I dropped pretense, cause men like women who got some sense. ”

“Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.”
~Dan Bennett

“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”
~ Oscar Wilde

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. ”

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
~ Lucille Ball

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ”
~Bob Hope

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

“It takes a long time to grow young.”
~ Pablo Picasso

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.”
~Ethel Barrymore

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”

“There is still no cure for the common birthday. ”
~John Glenn

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. “