These are some Funny Christmas sayings from our treasure trove of funny sayings and other hilarious collection of sayings.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
~ Phyllis Diller
Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.
~ Ralph Bergengren
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it
~ Richard Lamm
Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home. ~Carol Nelson
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
~ Shirley Temple.
There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.