Funny Irish Sayings

Here are some Funny Irish Sayings for some laughs.

There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.

Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don’t want to press your luck.

You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

A goose never voted for an early Christmas.

The best way to get rid of your enemies is God’s way, by loving them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who He gives it to!

An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy which sustains him through temporary periods of joy.

The Irish are a fair people; they never speak well of one another. ~Samuel Johnson

Be kind to those that meet you as you rise, you may pass them again as you fall

That’s a fine doorful of a woman.
~(of a tall, large woman)

The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.

That man would talk the teeth out of a saw.

Two good things: a young man courting, an old man smoking. Two bad things: an old man courting, a young man smoking.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.

You’ll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind.

May God bring good health to your enemies enemies

In Heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here.

Who gossips with you will gossip of you.

May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.
~Oscar Wilde

I drink to your health when I’m with you,
I drink to your health when I’m alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I’m starting to worry about my own

Keep in with the bad man for the good man won’t harm you.

May you be afflicted with the itch and have no nails to scratch with!
Irish Curse

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.

It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead the rest of your life.

Here’s to your coffin…
May it be built of 100 year old oaks which I will plant tomorrow…

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