Here are some funny life quotes.
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
And, “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
“Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.”
“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”
“Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.”
“Life is just one damned thing after another.”
“Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.”
“There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.”
“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death”
But my most favorite remains this one by James Dean “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.”
“The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ”
“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.”
~George Carlin .. I have never been fond of his quotes but here it is in case you are a fan.