Wed 17 Oct 2007
Funny Life Quotes
Posted by Penelope under Funny, Life
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Here are some funny life quotes.
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
~Woody Allen
And, “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
“Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.”
~Unknown
“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”
~John Barrymore
“Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.”
~Anon
“Life is just one damned thing after another.”
~Unknown
“Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.”
~Anonymous
“There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.”
~Coco Chanel
“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death”
~Unknown
But my most favorite remains this one by James Dean “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.”
~Unknown
“The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ”
“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.”
~George Carlin .. I have never been fond of his quotes but here it is in case you are a fan.
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April 26th, 2008 at 4:59 am
The cost of living’s going up, and the chance of livin’s going down.
(Flip Wilson)
April 28th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Live the life you love, love the life you live .
May 24th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Here is sit broken hearted
thought i needed to shite
but instead i fartedD!!!