Sayings and Quotes

Here are some funny life quotes.

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
~Woody Allen

And, “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”

“Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.”
~Unknown

“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”
~John Barrymore

“Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.”
~Anon

“Life is just one damned thing after another.”
~Unknown

“Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.”
~Anonymous

“There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.”
~Coco Chanel

“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death”
~Unknown

But my most favorite remains this one by James Dean “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.”
~Unknown

“The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ”

“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.”
~George Carlin .. I have never been fond of his quotes but here it is in case you are a fan.

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