Funny Love Quotes

Ah, here are some funny love quotes and romantic sayings about love. Have fun!!

“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”

“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ”

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
~Albert Einstein

“Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.”

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.”
~ Cathy Carlyle

“It is impossible to love and be wise. ”

This is specially for ladies who are married.
“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”
~ Joan Rivers

“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”

“Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. ”

“I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.”

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. ”

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
~Erma Bombeck

I would add that Marriages are like iPhone, looks good but breaks often.

“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. ” I would say email, or facebook now.. If only they had email during the times of Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
~ Groucho Marx

“The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. “

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  3. mandela011 on

    I would like to add another quote..this should be a girls love one of my friend said once:
    Before marriage:Honey I find love when i see in your eyes,after marriage:Honey i find love while using your credit card.IN last days:honey i feel love when you stay away from me.

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