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“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”

“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ”

“Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.”

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“It is impossible to love and be wise. ”

“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”

“Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. ”

“I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.”

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. ”

“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. ” I would say email, or facebook now.. If only they had email during the times of Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare

“The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. “

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