Funny Love Sayings

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~Agatha Christie

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
~ Anonymous

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
~Brendan Francis

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
~Brendan Francis

Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.
~Friedrich Nietzsche

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
~ Groucho Marx

Love at first sight is cured by the second look.
~American proverb

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
~La Rochefoucauld

Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.
~Elbert Hubbard

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
`Thomas Hardy

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
~Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

I think, therefore I’m single.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was
just an inner-ear imbalance.
~Benton Fraser

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~Woody Allen

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it
a few times.
~Rita Rudner

What they call “heart” is located far lower than the fourth waistcoat button. George Lichtenberg
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
~Mae West

Law and love are the same; romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection. ~Ally McBeal

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