Arnold can be quite humorous at times:
“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”
I didn’t find this too funny, but some of you might, “My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” Perhaps because I cook good and I don’t laugh at others cooking 
”See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing.” very funny!
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” But the Turkey breast is quite lean.
This is a funny farmer saying,
“Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving.”
Something funny on, “God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.”
There are jokes and sayings on Turkey, and there is this: “Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.”
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Thanks for the quotes. These are cute! I needed the laughs this morning.
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