Girlfriend Quotes

“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.”
~Mitch Hedberg

“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb ..and I’m also not blonde.”
~Dolly Parton

“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes”
~ Stephen Wright

“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.”
~Carrie Snow

“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two week’s notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have”
~Bob Ettinger

“If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.”
~Ben Kingsley

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”
~Maryon Pearson

“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.”
~Unknown

“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired”
~Robert Frost

“Where’s the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?”
~ Sarah Jessica Parker- Sex and the City 😛

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