Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

“Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side ”

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”

“I have had my turkey in the freezer for a year and a half. Will it take longer to thaw?”

“If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say? Do not resuscitate. ”

“In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.”

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”