Jewish Quotes and Proverbs

These are some quotes on Jews and more Jewish proverbs and sayings.

The Kaiser asks Bismarck, “Can you prove the existence of God?” Bismarck replies, “The Jews, your majesty. The Jews.”

“Anyone who teases you loves you. ”
~ If only more people understood it. My wife gets angry when I tease her.

“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter. ”

“Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.”

“We have some Jewish members of Congress, not a lot but there’s a bunch of us.”
Gary Ackerman

“A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, “Are you comfortable?” The man says, “I make a good living.”

“A mother understands what a child does not say.”

“First mend yourself, and then mend others.”

“As you teach, you learn.”
~ Which makes the Jews such fine teachers.

“Do not speak of secrets in a field that is full of little hills.”

“Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. ”

“Intelligent people know of what they speak; fools speak of what they know.”

“A half-truth is a whole lie. ”

“Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.”
– No wonder they are the best traders 🙂

“A mother understands what a child does not say.”

Don’t be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don’t be bitter, lest you be spewed out.
This one is my favorite Jewish Proverb

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