Marriage Quotes and sayings

Here are some of our favorites amongst famous marriage quotes and sayings.

“You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.”

“Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.”

“All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.”

“Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.”

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ”


Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves ’em still two fools. ”

“There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.”

“Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. ”

“Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. ”

“Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important”

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”

“Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.”

Funny marriage Quote”Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ”

“Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love”

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”

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    For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
    (Bill Cosby)

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