Sayings | Quotes

” Happiness is good health and a bad memory. ”

” Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.”

” When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ‘cause men like women who got some sense. ”

“Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. ”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. “

50 years.. Congratulations. You have just reached the 50th milestone, and half century. It is when you have just overcame the mid Life crises, and your wisdom is seasoned. You no longer feel that you are getting older everyday, you just start loving it and your age starts to grow on you.
It is an age when you start having grand children, and you are not ashamed of your age. You have a family you cam call your own, something that you created.

It is an age to celebrate, and if you are tooo weary, you always have the Big V, and there are lots of pretty girl who are looking for sugar daddies.. hint * Hint * for a perfect 50th birthday gift…

“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.” By Coco Chanel

“I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel” By Elizabeth Arden

” A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost

” Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live! ”

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. ”

” Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. ”

“I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.”

“50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point?”

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”

“Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.”

Isn’t this true? “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”

“It takes a long time to grow young.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ”

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” Funny one.. From now on you will always remember this before you eat a birthday cake.

No Compilation of birthday quote is complete without this, “There is still no cure for the common birthday. ”

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ”

“Old age is always 15 years older than I am.”

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”

“Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. “

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

” It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.”

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ”

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. ”

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“The more things change, the more they remain the same. ”

“How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. “

“From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.”

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives. ”

“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.”

“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ”

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”

“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ”

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.”

“May you live all the days of your life.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ”

‘No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. ”

“Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.”