Sayings and Quotes

Here are some funny birthday quotes and sayings that you could use on your handmade cards or customised ecards instead of buying an overpriced hallmark card

” Happiness is good health and a bad memory. ”

” Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.”

“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ”
~George Bernard Shaw

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”
~Robert Orben

“The more things change, the more they remain the same.”
~ Alphonse Karr

” When I passed forty I dropped pretense, cause men like women who got some sense. ”

“Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.”
~Dan Bennett

“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”
~ Oscar Wilde

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. ”

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
~ Lucille Ball

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ”
~Bob Hope

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

“It takes a long time to grow young.”
~ Pablo Picasso

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.”
~Ethel Barrymore

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”

“There is still no cure for the common birthday. ”
~John Glenn

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. “

50 years.. Congratulations. You have just reached the 50th milestone, and half century. It is when you have just overcame the mid Life crises, and your wisdom is seasoned. You no longer feel that you are getting older everyday, you just start loving it and your age starts to grow on you.
It is an age when you start having grand children, and you are not ashamed of your age. You have a family you cam call your own, something that you created.

It is an age to celebrate, and if you are tooo weary, you always have the Big V, and there are lots of pretty girl who are looking for sugar daddies.. hint * Hint * for a perfect 50th birthday gift…

“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
~ Billie Burke
“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.” By Coco Chanel

“I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel”
~ Elizabeth Arden

” A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost

“I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.”

“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.”
~Alan Bleasdale

“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”

” Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live! ”

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. ”

” Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. ”

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age ”
~French proverb

“I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find – at the age of 50, say – that a whole new life has opened before you.”

“50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point?”

“Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty”
~ Joan Rivers

“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.”
~T S Eliot

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Here are some famous birthday quotes and sayings.

Some are funny just for enjoyment and some you can send to your friends on birthdays.

This one surely will cheer up anyone:
” How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!”

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”

“Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.”

Isn’t this true? “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
~Robert Orben

“It takes a long time to grow young.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ”

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” Funny one.. From now on you will always remember this before you eat a birthday cake.

No Compilation of birthday quote is complete without this, “There is still no cure for the common birthday. ”

“A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.”

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
~Jonathan Swift

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. ”
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~George Harrison

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
~Bobby Kelton

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ”

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’
~Steven Wright

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
~ Oprah Winfrey

“Old age is always 15 years older than I am.”

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”

“The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.”
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

“A woman has the age she deserves.”
~Unknown

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ”At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
~ Claude D. Pepper

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. ”

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