Birthday


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“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

” It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.”

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ”

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. ”

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“The more things change, the more they remain the same. ”

“How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. “

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Famous birthday sayings collection from sayingspage.
I am bad in remembering birthdays and have caused quite a number of embarrassments because I often forget, and when I do remember it is usually in the eleventh hour and I have to scramble for a gift and a greeting card. These are some birthday quotes that I keep handy to write in the cards.

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”
~Chili Davis

“From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.”

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives. ”

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ”
~Don Marquis

“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.”

“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ”
~Dorothy Fulheim

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ”

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”

“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ”

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.”

“May you live all the days of your life.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ”

‘No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. ”

“Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.”

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