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Christmas Tree Sayings

Penelope — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:48:25 +0000

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”

“I have been looking on, this evening, at a merry company of children assembled round that pretty German toy, a Christmas Tree. The tree was planted in the middle of a great round table, and towered high above their heads. It was brilliantly lighted by a multitude of little tapers; and everywhere sparkled and glittered with bright objects.”
~ Charles Dickens

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”

“Now I’m an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.”
~Orson Welles

“Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!”
~Charles Dickens

Funny one here,

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.
~Dick Gregory

Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.
~George Bernard Shaw

Here is the best Christmas tree quote ever.
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree
~Roy L. Smith

Christmas Card Sayings

Penelope — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:31:54 +0000

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”

“Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.”

“It is not even the beginning of Christmas unless it is Christmas in the heart.”

“Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.”

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”

“It comes every year and will go on forever. And along with Christmas belong the keepsakes and the customs. Those humble, everyday things a mother clings to, and ponders, like Mary in the secret spaces of her heart.”

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”

Funny Christmas Sayings

Penelope — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:27:26 +0000

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”

“Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house.”

” Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish.”

“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ”

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”

“A goose never voted for an early Christmas”

“Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.”

Christmas Quotes and Sayings

Penelope — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:21:47 +0000

“A pagan heart, a Christian soul had he. He followed Christ, yet for dead Pan he sighed, As if Theocritus in Sicily Had come upon the Figure crucified, And lost his gods in deep, Christ-given rest. ”

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. ”

“Near, so very near to God, Nearer I cannot be; For in the person of his Son I am as near as he. So dear, so very dear to God, More dear I cannot be; The love wherewith he loves the Son – Such is his love to me.”

“Open your presents at Christmas time but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive.”

“Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.”

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”
“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.”

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. ”

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. “