Cute Sayings


Let us start our compilation of Doctor Quotes and sayings with this old Chinese Proverb, “The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;”

“I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don’t understand what happened to me”

“Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger. ”

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.”

“I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don’t understand what happened to me”

“A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn’t pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months. ”

And this is my favorite, “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”

“By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower. ”

“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. ”

“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. ”

“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.”

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.”

“It’s beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart.”

“Those who look for beauty, find it.”

“How beautiful you are, now that you love me.”


Once in a lifetime a really beautiful song comes along … Until it does, I’d like to do this one.”

This is a very sweet saying that we have seen often written on greeting cards, “A friend is someone who knows all about you, and loves you just the same”

“Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?”

“Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are.”

“Anyone can hate. It costs to love.”

“When the eyes meet and hold strongly they are bound to meet again.”

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life To start as soon as possible.”

Here is a collection of Baby Quotes:

“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.”

“There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.”

Even Brad Pitt had a thing to say about babies, “Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.”

“A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.” Oh yes, they certainly do!

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.” Wonderfully Troublesome, don’t you agree.

“Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they’re already asleep.” You will feel nice, and baby will feel it too..

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” They have no idea how a baby Sleeps.

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”

“here comes a time in every rightly constructed boy’s life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.”

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