Sat 13 Oct 2007
Doctor Sayings
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Let us start our compilation of Doctor Quotes and sayings with this old Chinese Proverb, “The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;”
“I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don’t understand what happened to me”
“Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger. ”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.”
“I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don’t understand what happened to me”
“A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn’t pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months. ”
And this is my favorite, “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
