Sayings and Quotes

You can’t live without here, and you can’t live with her. Rather suffer with her than suffer without, no? Here are some beautiful and funny Wife Quotes for you my dear readers

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” ~Winston Churchill

“Seek a wife in your own sphere” ~ Latin Proverb

“Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.”~ Robert Louis Stevenson
“An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband.” ~Booth Tarkington

“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”~Woody Allen

” Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” ~Zig Ziglar, Ziglar is a motivational speaker writer and super salesman.

“Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.”~ Francis Bacon

“A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.”~Honore de Balzac

“She’s my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she’s still the same girl, just my wife [on if marriage has changed him!]“~ Nikolay Davydenko

“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. “~Henry Youngman

“All married women are not wives.”~ Japanese Proverb

“I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.”~ Woody Allen

“One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes”~ French Proverb

” One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!”~ Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife was afraid of the dark…then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”~ Rodney Dangerfield

But of course, you will always love your wife.

Some Husband Quotes and Husband Sayings,

“There is only one real tragedy in a woman’s life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.” ~Oscar Wilde

“The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life” ~Oscar Wilde

My husband’s a director, so he understands what I do.
Sasha Alexander

“The ideal that marriage aims at is that of spiritual union through the physical. The human love that it incarnates is intended to serve as a stepping stone to divine or universal love.”

~ Mohandas K. Gandhi~

If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
~ Betty Friedan

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. ~Mark Twain

“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone de Beauvoir

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.” ~Unknown

My husband does so many romantic things for me, it’s absurd.
Jennifer Beals

“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.”~Joyce Brothers

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Groucho Marx

These are some famous divorce quotes. Some of these quotes are for women and some are for men, some are funny and some are not.

“When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.”
~Monica Bellucci said it well.

Funny one:
“My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.”
~Wendy Liebman

“An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.”

“The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce”

“I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.”

“To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.”
~James Caan

“Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.”
~Voltaire

“The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.”

I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book.
~Gloria Swanson

“In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.”

“A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.”
~Marvin Mitchelson

“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”

“Since her divorce: I haven’t had a home since I left there, but hey, I’m glad.”

“The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.”
~Woody Allen

“Re-examine all you have been told . . . Dismiss what insults your Soul.”
~Walt Whitman

“The loss of love is not nearly as painful as our resistance to accepting it is.”

“The beginning is always today.”
~ Mary Wollstonecraft

“The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.”

“Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. ”

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.”
~Bob Geldof

“One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.”

“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

Add more divorce quotes if you got some !