“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” ~Winston Churchill

“Seek a wife in your own sphere” ~ Latin Proverb

“Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.”~ Robert Louis Stevenson
“An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband.” ~Booth Tarkington

“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”~Woody Allen

” Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” ~Zig Ziglar, Ziglar is a motivational speaker writer and super salesman.

“Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.”~ Francis Bacon

“A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.”~Honore de Balzac

“She’s my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she’s still the same girl, just my wife [on if marriage has changed him!]“~ Nikolay Davydenko

“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. “~Henry Youngman

“All married women are not wives.”~ Japanese Proverb

“I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.”~ Woody Allen

“One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes”~ French Proverb

” One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!”~ Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife was afraid of the dark…then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”~ Rodney Dangerfield

But of course, you will always love your wife.

“There is only one real tragedy in a woman’s life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.” ~Oscar Wilde

“The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life” ~Oscar Wilde

My husband’s a director, so he understands what I do.
Sasha Alexander

“The ideal that marriage aims at is that of spiritual union through the physical. The human love that it incarnates is intended to serve as a stepping stone to divine or universal love.”

~ Mohandas K. Gandhi~

If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
~ Betty Friedan

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. ~Mark Twain

“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone de Beauvoir

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.” ~Unknown

My husband does so many romantic things for me, it’s absurd.
Jennifer Beals

“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.”~Joyce Brothers

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Groucho Marx

“When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.”
~Monica Bellucci said it well.

Funny one:
“My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.”
~Wendy Liebman

“An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.”

“The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce”

“I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.”

“To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.”
~James Caan

“Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.”
~Voltaire

“The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.”

I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book.
~Gloria Swanson

“In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.”

“A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.”
~Marvin Mitchelson

“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”

“Since her divorce: I haven’t had a home since I left there, but hey, I’m glad.”

“The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.”
~Woody Allen

“Re-examine all you have been told . . . Dismiss what insults your Soul.”
~Walt Whitman

“The loss of love is not nearly as painful as our resistance to accepting it is.”

“The beginning is always today.”
~ Mary Wollstonecraft

“The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.”

“Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. ”

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.”
~Bob Geldof

“One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.”

“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

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