Sayings | Quotes

From Christmas vacation:

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

Casablanca:
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” You know which movie this is from don’t you?

Pulp Fiction:
Vincent: I don’t mean any disrespect, I just don’t like people barking orders at me.
The Wolf: If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please… with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!

From Enchanted:
Morgan Philip: [talking about dating] You know they always say guys only have one thing on their mind.
Giselle: And what’s that?
Morgan Philip: I don’t know. No one will tell me.

Carol for Another Christmas:

[the Ghost of Christmas Present gorges himself at a banquet table, while barbed wired keeps out starving refugees]
Daniel Grudge: How can you sit there and eat like that, when these people are starving?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh? Do they bother you?
[he snaps his fingers, the lights go out and the refugees disappear]
Ghost of Christmas Present: Feel better?

From the Movie Santa Claus:

Lucifer: You shall be punished, and instead of red-hot coals, you will eat chocolate ice cream.
Precio: No! No, Lucifer, King of all Evil Spirits! Not that! By the horns of everything satanic, I beg you! To live I must have heat. Frozen meals are bad for me, especially chocolate! It’s very bad for my digestion, which is so delicate.

Pirates have their own peculiar way of saying which are funny to hear. Aye!
I will add more pirate sayings soon.

Zsa Zsa Gabor a Veteran Divorvcer, and she insists that she is a housekeeper since she kept all the houses of her ex-husbands and the husbands.

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

And his love for men is still unmatched, specially those that bought her diamonds.
“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back”

And she gobles up husbands.
“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

And her expectations from Men is very simple, “I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

“A man in love is incomplete until he he is married. Then he’s finished.”

And Zsa Zsa Gabor pitied Men, “A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. ”

Zsa Zsa Gabor on love, “One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears. “