Category Archives: Funny

Sayings for your T Shirts

Here are some nice quotes and sayings that you can print or draw on your Tees “I am busy! You are Ugly! Have a Nice day!” Attitude Tees “What are you staring at?” Right across the Chest ” I have … Continue reading

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Alcohol Sayings and quotes

Here are some funny alcohol quotes and sayings “Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.” ~W.C. Fields “The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, … Continue reading

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Humorous Thanksgiving Quotes

“Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.” “My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.” “We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a … Continue reading

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Funny Life Quotes

Here are some funny life quotes. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ” ~Woody Allen And, … Continue reading

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Sayings and quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche

Some of our favorite Friedrich Nietzsche quotes and sayings.. This is a real nice one by Friedrich Nietzsche, “A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still: you must not want to see everything.” “Hope in reality is … Continue reading

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Pirate Sayings and Quotes

Pirates have their own peculiar way of saying which are funny to hear. Ahoy, me Hearties! Blow the man down! All Hands Hoay! Hang ‘im from the yardarm Son of a Biscuit Eater Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! “Me … Continue reading

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Army Quotes and Sayings

These here are some army quotes and sayings to inspire to join the army, perhaps? Because however we may hate war, we cannot blame the army for war and they only go out because our politicians and leaders cannot fix … Continue reading

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Enemy Quotes and sayings

Here are some famous enemy quotes for you to remember when you fantasize about strangling you enemies. “The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.” “The man who ain’t got an enemy is really poor. … Continue reading

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Women Quotes and Sayings

“Women like silent men. They think they’re listening. ” There are many quotes by famous women and there are many famous quotes on women. Below are some famous quotes on women. This is a great women quote by one of … Continue reading

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Short Funny Quotes and Sayings! Stick them up ur Bumper!

Some short funny quotes that you could stick on your bumper or print on your T Shirts. This list is not long and the idea is to have our readers submit your favorite funny quotes and grow the list. Please … Continue reading

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