You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
~ Anonymous

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
~Brendan Francis

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
~Brendan Francis

Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.
~Friedrich Nietzsche

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
~ Groucho Marx

Love at first sight is cured by the second look.
~American proverb

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
~La Rochefoucauld

Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.
~Elbert Hubbard

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
`Thomas Hardy

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
~Unknown

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
~Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred
~Unknown

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~Unknown

I think, therefore I’m single.
~Unknown

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
~Unknown

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was
just an inner-ear imbalance.
~Benton Fraser

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~Woody Allen

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it
a few times.
~Rita Rudner

What they call “heart” is located far lower than the fourth waistcoat button. George Lichtenberg
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
~Mae West

Law and love are the same; romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection. ~Ally McBeal

“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb ..and I’m also not blonde.”
~Dolly Parton

“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes”
~ Stephen Wright

“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.”
~Carrie Snow

“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two week’s notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have”
~Bob Ettinger

“If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.”
~Ben Kingsley

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”
~Maryon Pearson

“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.”
~Unknown

“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired”
~Robert Frost

“Where’s the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?”
~ Sarah Jessica Parker- Sex and the City

“True love stories never have endings.”
~Richard Bach

“The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.”
~ Pearl S. Buck

“Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.”
~Emily Brontë

“Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.”
~ Robert Browning

“Love is a game that two can play and both win.”
~Eva Gabor

“Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.”
~ Leo Buscaglia

“He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began. ”
~Leo Tolstoy

“We are all born for love…it is the principle existence and it’s only end.
“~ Disraeli

“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”
~Marcel Proust

“Love is the history of a woman’s life; it is an episode in man’s.”
~ Germaine De Stael

“What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ”
~Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.”
~ Cathy Carlyle

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.”
~George Bernard Shaw

“Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.”
~ Elbert Hubbard

“Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. ”
~Simone Signoret

“The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.”
~ Jacques Benigne Bossuel

“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night.’
~Paul Hornung

“A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married. ”
~Kin Hubbard

“A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.”
~African Proverb

“We can only learn to love by loving.”
~ Iris Murdoch

“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.”
~Andre Maurois

If you want more love quotes…

“When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. ”
~ by Elizabeth Bowen

“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.”
~William Shakespeare is trying to say never to try to change your lover.

“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
~Pearl Bailey

“A man in love is like a clipped coupon: it’s time to cash in.”
~ Mae West

“The hottest love has the coldest end”
~Socrates

A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.
~Ingrid Bergmen

“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
~ Robert Frost

“Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.”
~Robert Browning

“Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.”
~Voltaire

“Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.”
~Bette Davis

In love women are professionals, men are amateurs.
~ Francois Truffaut

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
~Melanie Griffith

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
~Anon
“Make me immortal with a kiss.”
~Christopher Marlowe

“In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want the other person.”
~Margaret Anderson

“As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.”
~Karen Clodfelder

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”
~Aristotle

“If you would be loved, love and be lovable.”
~Benjamin Franklin

“The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.
~Josiah G. Holland
A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.
~Marilyn Monroe

“My heart is ever at your service.”
~William Shakespeare

Want more..
Here are some Funny Love Quotes and some Alfred Tennyson’s Love quotes

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” ~Winston Churchill

“Seek a wife in your own sphere” ~ Latin Proverb

“Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.”~ Robert Louis Stevenson
“An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband.” ~Booth Tarkington

“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”~Woody Allen

” Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” ~Zig Ziglar, Ziglar is a motivational speaker writer and super salesman.

“Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.”~ Francis Bacon

“A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.”~Honore de Balzac

“She’s my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she’s still the same girl, just my wife [on if marriage has changed him!]“~ Nikolay Davydenko

“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. “~Henry Youngman

“All married women are not wives.”~ Japanese Proverb

“I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.”~ Woody Allen

“One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes”~ French Proverb

” One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!”~ Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife was afraid of the dark…then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”~ Rodney Dangerfield

But of course, you will always love your wife.

“Steps with a tender foot, light as on air, The lovely, lordly creature floated on. ”

“Love is the only gold. ”

“Such a one do I remember, whom to look at was love. ”
~ Alfred Tennyson

“Who is wise in love, love most, say least.”

“Sweet is true love that is given in vain, and sweet is death that takes away pain.”

“‘Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.”

“Brief is life but love is long.”

“Sweet is true love that is given in vain, and sweet is death that takes…”
~Alfred Tennyson

More love quotes elsewhere!

“One that loved not wisely but too well”

“Love is too young to know what conscience is.”

“A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.”

“Speak low, if you speak love.”
This is a saying by Shakespeare that we should all etch in our minds.

“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. ”

“I honour’d him, I lov’d him; and will weep my date of life out, for his sweet life’s loss”

“As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. ”

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none”

“My love’s more richer than my tongue”

“One may smile, and smile, and be a villain!”

“If music be the food of love, play on; give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, the appetite may sicken and so die. ”

“The course of true love never did run smooth”

“I can express no kinder sign of love, than this kind kiss”

“They do not love that do not show their love.”

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.”

“There have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne’er loved them.”

“The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.”

“Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.”

“Love sought is good, but giv’n unsought is better”

“Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind.”

“But I do love thee! and when I love thee not, Chaos is come again.”

No one could say love quotes like Shakespeare.. In fact I sometimes feel that it was Shakespeare who invented the notion called love.

“Loving is so short and forgetting so long.”

“Knowing that I will have you makes me glad; losing you will surely make me sad. I know you don’t need me bad nor do I want you bad it’s just that your the BEST I ever had.”

“A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone’s face.”

“If I hadn’t met you, I wouldn’t like you. If I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t love you. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will”

“I am not about self pity. Your love did me wrong, so I’m moving on.”

“Sometimes when I lay awake at night, I can’t help but wonder, did I really love you?”

“Whenever I cried he would always make me feel like he would change the world if he could so it couldn’t hurt me anymore. But now I am crying and he’s not here”

“I’m afraid that if I let you go, you’ll slip away. But I know that if I hang on, I’m gonna lose it.”

” Where there is love, there is pain.”
~Spanish proverb

“I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was”

” The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.”
~Benjamin Disraeli

” Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.”

” There’s a girl in my mirror crying tonight, and there’s nothing I can say to make her feel all right.”
Unknown

” We enter love with our eyes closed and leave it with our eyes wide open.”
~Unknown

” Hearts live by being wounded.”
~Oscar Wilde

” I’m hurting so bad inside, I wish you could see. I’m struggling to be someone that isn’t even close to me.”
~Unknown

As much as love makes us happy love also makes us and we sure have some sad love quotes. Please add your below..

“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”

“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ”

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
~Albert Einstein

“Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.”

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.”
~ Cathy Carlyle

“It is impossible to love and be wise. ”

This is specially for ladies who are married.
“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”
~ Joan Rivers

“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”

“Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. ”

“I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.”

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. ”

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
~Erma Bombeck

I would add that Marriages are like iPhone, looks good but breaks often.

“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. ” I would say email, or facebook now.. If only they had email during the times of Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
~ Groucho Marx

“The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. “

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”

“It’s been said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don’t believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again”

These are some cute love quotes that I really found cute.

“You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without.”

“I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.”
~Roy Croft

“Seduce my mind and you can have my body,Find my soul and I’m yours forever. ”

“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”
~Sam Keen

“I don’t believe in love because I still don’t have you ”

“I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun-warmed, flower-bordered path.”
~ Andre Gide

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
~ Ingrid Bergman

“Cute love is an attempt to change a piece of dream into reality”

“Love is friendship set on fire.”
~Jeremy Taylor but of course, there has to be friendship to have love, no?

“Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.”
~Sarah Bernhardt

“If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be picking roses for a lifetime.”
- I found love quote this really nice and cute

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” ~ Cute saying by unknwon author

“Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.”
~John Keats This is one cute love quote that has been overused.

“I become a waterwheel, turning and tasting you, as long as water moves.”
~Rumi

You can add your own cute love quotes here..