Sayings and Quotes

You can’t live without here, and you can’t live with her. Rather suffer with her than suffer without, no? Here are some beautiful and funny Wife Quotes for you my dear readers

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” ~Winston Churchill

“Seek a wife in your own sphere” ~ Latin Proverb

“Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.”~ Robert Louis Stevenson
“An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband.” ~Booth Tarkington

“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”~Woody Allen

” Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” ~Zig Ziglar, Ziglar is a motivational speaker writer and super salesman.

“Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.”~ Francis Bacon

“A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.”~Honore de Balzac

“She’s my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she’s still the same girl, just my wife [on if marriage has changed him!]“~ Nikolay Davydenko

“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. “~Henry Youngman

“All married women are not wives.”~ Japanese Proverb

“I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.”~ Woody Allen

“One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes”~ French Proverb

” One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!”~ Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife was afraid of the dark…then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”~ Rodney Dangerfield

But of course, you will always love your wife.

Some Husband Quotes and Husband Sayings,

“There is only one real tragedy in a woman’s life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.” ~Oscar Wilde

“The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life” ~Oscar Wilde

My husband’s a director, so he understands what I do.
Sasha Alexander

“The ideal that marriage aims at is that of spiritual union through the physical. The human love that it incarnates is intended to serve as a stepping stone to divine or universal love.”

~ Mohandas K. Gandhi~

If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
~ Betty Friedan

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. ~Mark Twain

“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone de Beauvoir

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.” ~Unknown

My husband does so many romantic things for me, it’s absurd.
Jennifer Beals

“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.”~Joyce Brothers

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Groucho Marx

Here are some of our favorites amongst famous marriage quotes and sayings.

“You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.”

“Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.”

“All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.”

“Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.”

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ”

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Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves ‘em still two fools. ”

“There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.”

“Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. ”

“Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. ”

“Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important”

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”

“Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.”

Funny marriage Quote”Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ”

“Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love”

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”

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