The Declaration of Independence, the words that launched our nation — 1,300 words. The Bible, the word of God — 773,000 words. The Tax Code, the words of politicians — 7,000,000 words — and growing!
~ Steve Forbes

No matter what anyone may say about making the rich and the corporations pay taxes, in the end they come out of the people who toil.
~ Calvin Coolidge

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
~ Calvin Coolidge

If a person is an economic being and figures out the odds, then there is a very high incentive to cheat. That is, of course, putting aside honor, duty and patriotism.
~Jerome Kurtz

It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.
~Dave Barry

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
~ James Bovard

But in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
~Benjamin Franklin

Avoid strong drink. It can cause you to shoot at tax collectors…and miss!
~Robert A. Heinlein

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr
~ Will Rogers

Not one cent should be raised unless it is in accord with the law.
~Napoleon Bonaparte

The United States has a system of taxation by confession.
~Hugo Black

Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and parliaments. If we can get rid of the former, we may easily bear the latter.
~Benjamin Franklin

A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.
~Unknown

A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.
~ George W. Bush

Read my lips… No new Taxes
~ George H.W. Bush

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax!
~Albert Einstein

As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales.
~ Dave Barry

The more laws are enacted and taxes assessed, the greater the number of lawbreakers and tax evaders
~ Lao Tzu

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.
~Edmund Burke

Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
~Jonathan Swift

I must be the only person in America that every time — I pay the maximum tax rates — every time I sign that tax form, I smile. I thank God I live in a country that gave me a chance to make the money I do.
~ Bill Clinton

In the matter of taxation, every privilege is an injustice.
~Voltaire

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past.
~ Patrick Henry

Taxes are not good things, but if you want services, somebody’s got to pay for them so they’re a necessary evil.
~Michael Bloomberg

It would be thought a hard government that should tax its people one tenth part.
~ Benjamin Franklin

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”
~Arthur C Clark

“The vast majority, who believe in astrology and think that the planets have nothing better to do than form a code that will tell them whether tomorrow is a good day to close a business deal or not, become all the more excited and enthusiastic about it”
~ Isaac Asimov

“Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.”
~Rebecca West

“Astrology, or when the stars enlighten illuminated who dazzle a bunch of lunatics.”
~ Paul Carvel

“Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.”
~John Pierpont Morgan

“This is the excellent foppery of the world, that when we are sick in fortune (often the surfeits of our own behaviour) we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and stars: as if we were villains on necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and treacherous by spherical predominance; drunkards, liars, and adulterers by an enforced obedience of planetary influence; and all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish disposition on the charge of a star!”
~Willaim Shakespeare

“You know, I designed the Queen crest. I simply combined all the creatures that represent our star signs-and I don’t even believe in astrology.”
~Freddie Mercury

” Do not Christians and Heathens, Jews and Gentiles, poets and philosophers, unite in allowing the starry influences?”
~Walter Scott

“If the people were a little more ignorant, astrology would flourish…”
~Robert G. Ingersoll

“Astrologers that future fates foreshow.”
~Alexander Pope

“Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy: the mad daughter of a wise mother. ”
~Voltaire

“Astrology is a language. If you understand this language, the sky speaks to you.”
~Dane Rudhyar

“Astrology is just a finger pointing at reality.”
~Steven Forrest

” Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.”
~Edward Abbey

“The death of God represents not only the realization that gods have never existed, but the contention that such a belief is no longer even irrationally possible: that neither reason nor the taste and temper of the times condones it. The belief lingers on, of course, but it does so like astrology or a faith in a flat earth.”
~ William H. Gass

“Behold what is in the heavens and the earth! But revelations and warnings avail not folk who will not believe.”
~From The Koran

“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.”
~ John Kenneth Galbraith

Here are some Funny baseball quotes for the baseball fans.
On second thought, who aren’t? fans ie.
“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.” – Yogi Berra

“If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?”

“I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.”

“Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don’t belong there.” – Joe DiMaggio

“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”

“I don’t like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the pitcher.” – Rogers Hornsby

“In baseball, you don’t know nothing.”
“Take it with a grin of salt.”

“The game’s isn’t over until it’s over.”

“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”

“I swing big, with everything I’ve got. I hit big or I miss big. I like to live as big as I can.” – Babe Ruth

“I never want to quit playing ball. They’ll have to cut this uniform off of me to get me out of it.” – Roy Campanella

“Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.”
~Abba Eban

“It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”
~Hank Aaron, 1971

“Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.”
~ Johnny Miller

“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.”
~Sam Snead

“Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.”
~William Wordsworth

“Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.”
~ Paul Harvey

“Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.”
~ Johnny Miller

“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”
~Jack Benny

“Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?”
~ Al Boliska

“Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.”
~Michael Bamberger

“One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot – the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something. ”
~Peter Jacobsen

“You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life.”
~Grantland Rice

“Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.”
~Bruce Lansky

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
~Jack Lemmon

“When I’m on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, ‘caus I know even God can’t hit a one iron.”
~Lee Trevino

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“Why can’t they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, “Who’d you call a faggot?”

“Blood alone moves the wheels of history.”

“The way the Army does things is sometimes a little strange.”

“The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.”

He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight. He will win who knows how to handle both superior and inferior forces. He will win whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks. He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared. He will win who has military capacity and is not interfered with by the sovereign.
~Sun Tzu, the Art of War

In making tactical dispositions, the highest pitch you can attain is to conceal them.
~ Sun Tzu

“The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave…”

“A ship without Marines is like a garment without buttons. ”

“Always forgive your enemies–nothing annoys them so much. ”

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