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Funny Christmas Sayings

These are some Funny Christmas sayings from our treasure trove of funny sayings and other hilarious collection of sayings. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. ~Anonymous Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving Sayings

“Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!” “Thanksgiving to God is an exuberant response to giving me his everything, by giving Him my everything.” “They made us many promises, more … Continue reading

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Sayings and Quotes from the Bible

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God” “As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. ” “Absent in body, but … Continue reading

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Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

Arnold can be quite humorous at times: “I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” I didn’t find this too funny, but some of you might, “My cooking is so bad my … Continue reading

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Humorous Thanksgiving Quotes

“Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.” “My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.” “We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a … Continue reading

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Jewish Quotes and Proverbs

These are some quotes on Jews and more Jewish proverbs and sayings. The Kaiser asks Bismarck, “Can you prove the existence of God?” Bismarck replies, “The Jews, your majesty. The Jews.” “Anyone who teases you loves you. ” ~ If … Continue reading

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