Sayings and Quotes

“Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!”

“Thanksgiving to God is an exuberant response to giving me his everything, by giving Him my everything.”

“They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.”

“A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. ”

“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”

“Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.”

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

“As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. ”

“Absent in body, but present in spirit.”

“There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.”

“Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake.”

“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. ”
See even the bible says so.

“It is more blessed to give than to receive.”

“Bear one another’s burdens. ”

“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth; I came not to send peace, but a sword”

“Without wood a fire goes out; without gossip a quarrel dies down”

“There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ … ”

“For the fashion of this world passeth away, ”

“Wisdom is the principle thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.”

“Strength and honor are her clothing: and she shall rejoice in time to come.”

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

“It is more blessed to give than to receive. ”

“If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.”
This is a very true Bible quote.

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.”

“Be careful not to do your ‘acts of righteousness’ before men, to be seen by them.”

“If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid.”

“A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish man despiseth his mother.”

“If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man’s religion is vain.

“Everything is possible for him who believes.”

More Bible Quotes.

Arnold can be quite humorous at times:

“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”

I didn’t find this too funny, but some of you might, “My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” Perhaps because I cook good and I don’t laugh at others cooking ”See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing.” very funny!

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” But the Turkey breast is quite lean.

This is a funny farmer saying,

“Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving.”

Something funny on, “God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.”

There are jokes and sayings on Turkey, and there is this: “Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.”