Sayings | Quotes

“Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!”

“Thanksgiving to God is an exuberant response to giving me his everything, by giving Him my everything.”

“They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.”

“A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. ”

“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”

“Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.”

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

“As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. ”

“Absent in body, but present in spirit.”

“There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.”

“Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake.”

“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. ”

“It is more blessed to give than to receive.”

“Bear one another’s burdens. ”

“There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ … ”

“For the fashion of this world passeth away, ”

“It is more blessed to give than to receive. ”

‘If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.”

“Be careful not to do your ‘acts of righteousness’ before men, to be seen by them.”

“If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid.”

“A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish man despiseth his mother.”

Arnold can be quite humorous at times:

“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”

I didn’t find this too funny, but some of you might, “My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” Perhaps because I cook good and I don’t laugh at others cooking :)”See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing.” very funny!

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” But the Turkey breast is quite lean.

This is a funny farmer saying,

“Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.”

Something funny on, “God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.”

There are jokes and sayings on Turkey, and there is this: “Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.”

Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

“Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side ”

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”

“I have had my turkey in the freezer for a year and a half. Will it take longer to thaw?”

“If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say? Do not resuscitate. ”

“In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.”

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”

The Kaiser asks Bismarck, “Can you prove the existence of God?” Bismarck replies, “The Jews, your majesty. The Jews.”

“Anyone who teases you loves you. ”

“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter. ”

“Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.”

“We have some Jewish members of Congress, not a lot but there’s a bunch of us.”
Gary Ackerman

“A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, “Are you comfortable?” The man says, “I make a good living.”

“A mother understands what a child does not say.”

“First mend yourself, and then mend others.”

“Wishing to make Speyer into a city, I thought to increase its honor a thousand fold by bringing in the Jews.”

“Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. ”

“Intelligent people know of what they speak; fools speak of what they know.”