Retirement Sayings and Quotes

Here is a collection of retirement sayings and quotes.

“A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.”
~Ella Harris

“Retire from work, but not from life.”
~M.K. Soni

“I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.”
~Gene Perret

“I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.”
~Danny McGoorty

“In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.”
~Anonymous

“Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought: First tired of working, Then tired of not.”
~Richard Armour

Funny Retirement quote,

“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
~George F. Burns

“Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it”
~Charles de Saint-Evremond

“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

“Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.”
~Gene Perret

“Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.”
~Seneca

And here is a sweet Retirement Poem

An elegant sufficiency, content,
Retirement, rural quiet, friendship, books,
Ease and alternate labour, useful life,
Progressive virtue, and approving Heaven!
— James Thomson, 1700-1748, Spring

3 thoughts on “Retirement Sayings and Quotes

  1. Aaron Bennett on

    i am saving money for my retirement because i want to enjoy most of my time as an old man.”;`

  2. when i do get my retirement, i would really love to relax near the beach and enjoy a home on a tropical country …

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