Some short funny quotes that you could stick on your bumper or print on your T Shirts.
This list is not long and the idea is to have our readers submit your favorite funny quotes and grow the list.
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“Don’t drink and drive you might spill your beer”
“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.”
“Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. ”
“Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students. ”
“I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
“Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.”
“Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!”
“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”
“Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.”
“Every fight is a food fight when youâ€™re a cannibal”
“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. “