Some Stupid Quotes and Sayings.
“I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.”
~Homer J. Simpson
“Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.”
~Batman costume warning label
“I have opinions of my own — strong opinions –but I don’t always agree with them.”
~George Bush,
“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”
~Dan Quayle
“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”
~ Dan Quayle
“We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
~Dan Quayle
“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
~Yogi Berra, But then Yogi Berra Was a different Character altogether.
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
~ Britney Spears,
“I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.”
~Richard (Dicky) Nixon
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
~ Brooke Shields
“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”
~Lee Iacocca
“Life is very important to Americans.”
~Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas
“Most of my cliches aren’t original.”
~Chuck Knox,
“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”
~ Bob Dole,
“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.”
-Samuel Goldwyn
“We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.”
~Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
“Don’t pay any attention to the critics–don’t even ignore them”
~Samuel Goldwyn
“Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.”
~ Ivana Trump
“Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
~ Sen. Barbara Boxer, after the San Fransisco Earthquake
“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”
- Shaquille O’Neal, when asked if he visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.
” The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.”
~Dwight Eisenhower
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