Sayings for your T Shirts

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Here are some nice quotes and sayings that you can print or draw on your Tees
“I am busy! You are Ugly! Have a Nice day!” Attitude Tees

“What are you staring at?” Right across the Chest 🙂

” I have Attitude, Do you mind?”

“To be honest, I never liked you much anyway!”

“Save Your Breath. You’ll need it to blow up your date.” LOLzzzz

“Take my Advice, I don’t use it anyway!”

“This Ain’t a Beer Belly, This is a fuel Tank for a Sex Machine!”

” I Wouldn’t be so Paranoid If Everyone Wasn’t Out to Get Me.”

Now this dead funny ” HEADS you give me some tail, TAILS you give me some head!”

“I used to drink a lot; I still do, but I used to, too!”

“IF YOU TRY TO FAIL AND SUCCEED WHICH HAVE YOU DONE ”

“EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO BE STUPID you are abusing your privileges ”

“Objects in t-shirt are LARGER than they appear ”

“It’s only funny until someone gets hurt… then it’s Hilarious.”

Another of my favorite, ” I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works ”

“I am too sexy for my hair, thats why it is not there ” 🙂

IT’S A KILT!
If I wore something under it, then it would be a Skirt!

Written right across the Boobs, ” I wish these were brains”

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOG: A geek Quote!
“I DO WHAT THE VOICES IN MY PANTS TELL ME TO DO”

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