Sayings and Quotes

You can’t live without here, and you can’t live with her. Rather suffer with her than suffer without, no? Here are some beautiful and funny Wife Quotes for you my dear readers

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” ~Winston Churchill

“Seek a wife in your own sphere” ~ Latin Proverb

“Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.”~ Robert Louis Stevenson
“An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband.” ~Booth Tarkington

“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”~Woody Allen

” Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” ~Zig Ziglar, Ziglar is a motivational speaker writer and super salesman.

“Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.”~ Francis Bacon

“A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.”~Honore de Balzac

“She’s my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she’s still the same girl, just my wife [on if marriage has changed him!]“~ Nikolay Davydenko

“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. “~Henry Youngman

“All married women are not wives.”~ Japanese Proverb

“I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.”~ Woody Allen

“One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes”~ French Proverb

” One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!”~ Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife was afraid of the dark…then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”~ Rodney Dangerfield

But of course, you will always love your wife.

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