Here are some of Zsa Zsa Gabor’s famous quotes and witty one liners. She was one hell of a funny, witty and smart actor of her time. I just cannot get enough of her funny quotes.
“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”
“I’m a great housekeeper: I get divorced, I keep the house.”
“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ”
“There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash”
“I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers â€” but then, nobody is perfect.”
“I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names. ”
“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”
” Personally I know nothing about sex because I’ve always been married.”
“A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”
“The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare. ”
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